put me first or dont choose me at all
“I don’t know what’s worse for a Capricorn…criticism or praise?”
— Capricorn
What’s the hardest part about dating you?
I’m the most emotional unemotional person you’ll ever meet
This
tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’
Thor would help with your groceries fight me
you are abso-fucking-lutely right
If you’re flirting could you be a little more obvious? The subtle shit doesn’t work with me, I’m an idiot.
